Moan for me like Helen Keller
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We are all done wearing pants today
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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