I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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