Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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