Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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