he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Randomize
