she woke up with a sticky ear
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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