Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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