IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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