I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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