Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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