Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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