no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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