People in love make me want to vomit
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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