I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Randomize