I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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