even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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