Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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