i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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