dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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