don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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