U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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