My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Enjoy the penises
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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