I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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