He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
