I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
wow bdsm is so cute
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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