I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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