A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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