He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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