my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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