It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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