Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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