brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
porn star boner night. come get it.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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