Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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