You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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