I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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