Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
All the doctor said was why
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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