Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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