worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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