There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
