Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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