8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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