Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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