I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
What a dumb baby whore.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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