At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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