just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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