If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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