Dual....:-)
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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