Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize