Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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