: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You just made me feel so damn special
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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