He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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