I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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