He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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