i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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