Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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