vagina is talking i cant
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
is it fun? or sober?
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