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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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