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(205): View more from Alabama

Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.

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(760): View more from California

It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...

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