Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I lost the right to judge tonight
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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