that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
it's great music for shaving your balls
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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