my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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